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Saturday, January 25, 2020

My Laughable Career... So It's Come To This?




“You’re a writer?”

“Right, a writer.”

“I need a speech; writer.”

“Righteous!”

“Need some jokes.”

“Funny!  Jokes are my specialty!”

“I want originals.”

“First thing came to mind.”

“I’ll need a sample?”

“Does it look like we’re in Costco here?”

“Ok, ok.  If I use a joke I’ll pay.”

“Alright, then.  Tell me, how do you know when you’re getting old?”

“You tell me!”

“Depends!” 

“What?  Oh, right, I get it now.”

“More?”

“Yup.”

“What’s the worst thing about getting old?”

“I give up.”

“You just feel so youthless.”

“Huh.”

“Youthless!  Think man it!”

“Oh, yeah.  That’s actually pretty funny when you think about it.”

“That’s the point!”

“Got more?”

“My grandson likes to journal but he was having some trouble with that.”

“Really!  What kind of trouble?”

“It’s really windy out where the kids live so whenever he’d sit down on the porch to journal the wind would blow and the pages would fly about.  Tough to write then; right?”

“Right.  So what’d he do?”

“Asked his grandpa how to fix the problem of course.”

“What’d you tell him?”

“Simple.  An easy fix.  Told him to change the paper he was using.”

“Don’t tell me, you told him to use fly paper.”

“Nope.  He wanted to journal, not catch flies!”

“So what’d you suggest?”

“Sure you haven’t figured it out?”

“Yup.”

Stationary, of course.”

“Are you really trying to tell me you expect pay for a joke like that?”

“Absolutely yes!”

“Give me a break!”

“Now who’s being funny?”

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